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Mister Sandman (encore).

A story for children:
Once upon a time there was a cute little duck named Gigi. Gigi had a friend named Pipi who was a house cat. Gigi used to make fun of Pipi because her name meant "urine". She'd say things like "Ha ha, your name is Pipi and pipi comes out of penises and vaginas!" So one day Pipi stabbed Gigi in the neck. The end.
Jon Lajoie