Rentrée. :(

In Different Ways _ Jon Lajoie

"I have NO PENIS!"

Drug Commercial

J'adore ce gars.

"A song about a little flaw that I have" - Jon Lajoie



Too Fast - Jon Lajoie

The Bastard Break Up.

"Being Gay" Commercial.

"It's fun ! It's easy ! And it doesn't cost anything ! Call now !
Be gay today !"

The Bastard Breaks Up Again.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because a robot that looked like Keanu Reeves told it to, and the chicken was a big Keanu Reeves fan. It also liked robots."
End.
Jon Lajoie

Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom-bom-bom bom...

Mister Sandman (encore).

A story for children:
Once upon a time there was a cute little duck named Gigi. Gigi had a friend named Pipi who was a house cat. Gigi used to make fun of Pipi because her name meant "urine". She'd say things like "Ha ha, your name is Pipi and pipi comes out of penises and vaginas!" So one day Pipi stabbed Gigi in the neck. The end.
Jon Lajoie

Joyeux noël !

Cold Blooded Christmas - Jon Lajoie.

"The murder that you have just witnessed was planned and executed by a trained professional.
Please do not attempt to murder anyone without proper supervision.."

A song for the ladies by Jon Lajoie (ouaip, encore lui).

Show Me Your Genitals !

Réclame 2 : Pedophile Beards + other stuff.

"Remember, you don't have to be a convicted murderer/public masturbating rapist pedophile to want to look like one...
Sex criminal fashions, because the bad boy look is for pussies."

Réclame : Rapist Glasses.

"Remember : You don't have to be a rapist, to want to look like one...
Rapist glasses, buy yours today !"